X Jr

The only son in the family, X Jr. (full name unknown) is the spitting image of his father. He is notorious for his laziness (which is an eternal source of frustration for X), but did inherit his father's sharp-tongue and quick wit, frequently roasting Ralph's daughter Kate whenever he sees her. He loves his sisters but finds them to be a source of exasperation at times. Kelsie and Marcia once put him in a dress when he was asleep and he quipped at one point “You three nearly put me off women altogether.” “Mini” sleeps through the first few visits with Ralph's family, but at age 16, he becomes acquainted with his oldest daughter, Jennifer, who is quickly smitten with him. They eventually marry, cementing the link between the X and Morefield families. X Jr attended online school (which he put very little effort into), and never went to college nor held a job, preferring to lounge at home during the day. With the $25 million inheritance he (and his sisters) received, he is not short on cash by any means.