E.V.I.L.

E.V.I.L. (Egotistical Villains in League) is an inept villainous organization led by Jared LaRoque. The crimes they commit are very pathetic.

Jared's wife, Lao, thinks the group is useless, and tries to convince him to disband it, but grudgingly works with him as a spy, along with their daughter, Bethany, who often gives them away mistakenly.

Members

 * Jared LaRoque - founder and leader
 * Lao - A Siamese cat who is Jared's wife; head spy for group
 * Wheels - a self-avowed "biker dude" who rides an ancient and slow bicycle. Known for his catchphrase, "Wheels up!", and for challenging actual motorcyclists to races.
 * Yes Yeti - the ultimate yes-man, the dim-witted Yes Yeti agrees with everything Jared says, no matter what, saying "Certainly, my liege."
 * Shareef - An extremely smart individual who wears a turban. However, the rest of EVIL thinks he's crazy as he rambles and writes all his plans out in Arabic, and is thus paid little attention.